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Tim Hortons is back and bad as ever
The UTM community is relieved to waste their money on the inedible food they always loved.

Bilaal Mohamed November 22, 2021November 22, 2021

Normalcy returned in the beginning of November as the beloved Davis’ Tim Hortons branch was seemingly brought back to life. A…

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Erin Dalaney October 25, 2021November 1, 2021

There’s nothing quite like fall at the University of Toronto Mississauga (UTM). The smell of the crisp colourful leaves, the…

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Erin Dalaney September 13, 2021October 19, 2021

After a gruelingly long two-year term, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has triggered an early election for September 20, facing off…

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Erin Dalaney August 23, 2021September 8, 2021

With widespread in-person activity slowly starting to return to campus, students and faculty alike are eager to get back to…