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U of T makes concerted effort to move suicides off campus

In lieu of recent tragedies, the University of Toronto plans to create a safe environment on campus by moving suicides off the premises. Turning...

App introduces women to serial killers

The internet is abuzz following the release of the new dating app, Slaughter Daughter™.  The app pairs hot suicidal teens with serial killers.

Hong Kong protesters don’t protest in Hong Kong

In this past Friday’s pre-season NBA game featuring the Raptors versus the Brooklyn Nets, dozens of protesters were seen wearing “Stand With Hong-Kong” shirts...

Conservatives outraged over suppression of free speech at UTM

Campus Conservatives took a stance over reading week in hopes of advocating their right to free speech. This past week, dozens of...

Chemical imbalance unphased by self-initiative

Fourth-year student Sabrina Collins was struggling with her worsening mental health until she stumbled upon “The Case for Personal Responsibility,” an op-ed...

In response to backlash over mental health op-ed, The Medium will...

The Medium made another mistake on September 15 when they published “The Case for Personal Responsibility,” an opinion written by mental health expert Dr....

Students protest filthy water in MN building

A study issued by the climate activist group All Students Scream (A.S.S.) reports that the Maanjiwe Nendamowinan building, a native student reserve, is now...

Student drops out after four-hour struggle to locate functional power outlet

“It’s like they want you to fail,” said fourth-year biology student Brent Brentson in an exclusive interview with The Medium. After...

Weapon threat at the RAWC

Panic swept through the RAWC Tuesday evening as reports of a gun threat spread after the sound of a gun being fired went off.

UTMSU President caught taking selfies with Andrew Scheer

At a recent Conservative meet-up, anonymous sources have revealed that UTMSU President Atif Abdullah attended and took an intimate selfie with the Conservative leader,...

UTM introduces initiative to help campus geese deal with nicotine addiction

Since the University of Toronto Mississauga declared itself a smoke-free campus back in January 2019, the policy has taken a toll on the...

Elizabeth May spotted in P4 selling drugs

Elizabeth May, federal leader of the Green Party, has become the talk of UTM. Promising to puff, puff, pass legislation...

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