What Happens Next is Up to You
Getting pregnant is a lot like breaking glass. It’s easier to do by accident than on purpose. Glass breaks for…
Erin Delaney
Satirist (Volume 48) —
Erin Delaney graduated in 2021, majoring in Communication and minoring in Professional Writing and Visual Culture. She first began writing for The Medium in 2019 and became the Editor of the short lived but much-loved Satire section for the Winter 2020 semester. She has also written for the 2021 edition of Mindwaves. When Erin isn’t thinking of jokes, she’s usually playing with her dog, contemplating the end of the world, or thinking about how she should write more. You can connect with her at ecdelaney98@gmail.com.
Convocation to be replaced with a play about Meric Gertler’s life
“Tears of a Principal” is set to be the biggest event of the last two years.
With convocation being held virtually the last two years, this year’s fourth-year students are anxiously awaiting the return of in-person…
Top (or bottom?) ten songs I’ve heard while having sex
A reflection on past musical mistakes.
While there is no better music than the sweet symphony of love-making, sometimes the sweaty sound of body parts slapping…
UTM 2022: Fun for some, just not for you
This year is all about the boundless ways that U of T sets you up to be bound by your OSAP debt.
Nothing is quite like a new year. New opportunities to skip class, new friends to make and then stop talking…
New year, same old mistakes
Students share their resolutions and big plans for the upcoming year.
Like a new-born baby, the will of a person in the new year is fragile, weak, and unable to survive…
Terrifying and tedious takes from the crypt of the soulless student body
Ghost bus drivers, vagina exorcisms, and costume delays are just a sneak peek into the horrors UTM has to offer this Halloween.
There’s nothing quite like fall at the University of Toronto Mississauga (UTM). The smell of the crisp colourful leaves, the…
Unnecessary opinions on an unnecessary election
UTM students share their opinions about the upcoming federal election.
After a gruelingly long two-year term, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has triggered an early election for September 20, facing off…
Second wave of Satire looms over the school year
UTM braces for the return of satire to the campus.
With widespread in-person activity slowly starting to return to campus, students and faculty alike are eager to get back to…