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Four books to warm your frigid heart this Valentine’s Day
From microwave cookery to canned frog’s legs, these books have got something for everyone, no matter how lonely they are.

River Knott February 13, 2023May 22, 2023

Listen, let’s just keep it real! Not all of us have a date this coming Valentine’s Day. I mean, I…

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Cristina Pincente January 16, 2023April 3, 2023

Many like to start off the new year by setting resolutions and throwing around the phrase “new year, new me.”…

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Tiana Dunkley January 9, 2023April 3, 2023

As students, faculty, and staff return to the University of Toronto Mississauga (UTM) for the start of the winter semester,…

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Erin Delaney March 28, 2022April 3, 2023

With convocation being held virtually the last two years, this year’s fourth-year students are anxiously awaiting the return of in-person…

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Bilaal Mohamed February 28, 2022April 3, 2023

After charging students membership fees for a gym they couldn’t use, last November, the University of Toronto Mississauga (UTM) athletic…

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Erin Delaney February 14, 2022April 3, 2023

While there is no better music than the sweet symphony of love-making, sometimes the sweaty sound of body parts slapping…