Doomerism for Dummies
A doomerist … no, REALIST approach to squandering your life.
Hey, you! I regret to inform you that the end of the world is rapidly approaching. I am here to…
Satire
My eight-legged-plus roommates
How to get used to spiders and centipedes in your room.
Before we get started, I know! Yes, they can bite and they’re freaky as hell, but bear with me. I…
The unforeseen consequences of UTM’s road salt reduction
How slippery surfaces have changed our campus community, forever.
The University of Toronto Mississauga (UTM) prides itself on its efforts to foster environmental sustainability on campus. Each year, the…
UTM to hire students from the Drama Department to act happy during campus tours
The university is adopting the “fake it till you make it” mindset for campus tours.
As offer letters are sent out to eager high schoolers, more and more potential students are booking campus tours to…