Upon my visit to campus this morning, I went through my daily routine of getting the weekly issue of The Medium from the Instructional Centre. Instead of buying textbooks, I fill my bag with the weight of the newspaper, but I was thoroughly disappointed this week to find my bag was as light as a feather. As I read the newspaper, I was firmly saddened and disappointed to find that my favourite section of the newspaper was missing, namely the satire section. I request that this is immediately and professionally resolved. I do not wish to spend my annual income on such a repulsive and incompetent news outlet. I expect that my next read of The Medium will be one of great respect for your work.
First year, Computer science