Greta Thunberg has landed herself scholarships at notable universities like Harvard and Yale, thanks to her noble climate activism, but Thunberg has decided to attend UTM for its ability to appear like a green campus.
It’s only been two days and Thunberg can’t get over her messy boomer roommate, Evelyn Worstcheshire. The Medium visited their dwelling in OPH to report on the matter.
“How dare you look away and come here saying you’re doing enough,” Thunberg said referring to the pile of dirty dishes in the sink.
“Sorry, sweetheart. Don’t get your trousers in a tizzie. Dearie, why don’t you just take a spritzle on the chesterfield,” said Worstcheshire.
“Ok, boomer.” Thunberg replied.
The Medium sat down with Worstcheshire to ask her what it’s like to live with Greta Thunberg.
“It’s swell, I suppose. I mean, Greta takes an uber to school even though we live on campus. When I was her age, we walked everywhere. We even reused glass milk-bottles and washed diapers. In fact, if Greta wanted to help out the environment, she could wash my diapers for me,” Worstcheshire said before having a jolly chuckle and slapping her knee.
“This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be up here. I should be back in class on the other side of the campus. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you!” Thunberg said while washing the dishes and removing Werther’s Originals caramel wrappers from under the chesterfield.
The Medium requested more time with the Gen Z and the Boomer but were ushered away as a new episode of Coronation Street came on, and Thunberg had to have her daily hissy fit.