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Small bug barred from Cricket Intramural

The recent start of the winter semester also marks the beginning of several campus programs, including the winter sports intramural program offered by the...

Job Fair prompts students to sign deal with the devil

The Get Hired Fair is the crown jewel of UTM’s Career Centre, with hundreds of students and alumni flocking to the RAWC’s main...

Harry and Meghan expected to enroll at UTM

The act of leaving your family is often the first step in a young person’s life toward gaining independence and becoming a tried and...

“New Year, New Me,” says exact same student from last...

For some, the dawn of a new decade and a new year often incites an urge to change, and at the University of Toronto...

Human of UTM: Snowman

“I’m constantly told I’m too cold, but people don’t know what it’s like to be me. My parents were frigid and unloving. I’ve...

CCT floors shined with student tears

The University of Toronto Mississauga (UTM) has recently introduced a new initiative to ensure a safe and clean campus for all students.

PSA: The Medium will not discuss Israel/Palestine

We at The Medium have decided to not discuss the Israeli/Palestinian conflict (even though we have published an op-ed related to it). We refuse...

Food critic reviews Subway cheeses

Toronto’s #1 food critic James Chatto has recognized the Subway in IB as the hot spot for the finest aged cheeses. Chatto visited...

Campus police kink epidemic spreads through campus

Cuffing season may be winding down at the University of Toronto Mississauga campus, but students need not worry about spending the winter alone. As...

Student discovers zero jams at Exam Jam

The annual Exam Jam happened this past week—a time honoured UTM tradition.Students were able to relieve stress through arts...

Students fight back after receiving bad letters of recommendation

Professors have been given a taste of their own medicine as students have resorted to using the website ratemyprofessor.com to air out their own...

Profs issue really honest letters of recommendation to students

Reality checks have spread across campus as professors have taken to writing completely honest letters of recommendation for their students.
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