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PSA: The Medium will not discuss Israel/Palestine

We at The Medium have decided to not discuss the Israeli/Palestinian conflict (even though we have published an op-ed related to it). We refuse...

Food critic reviews Subway cheeses

Toronto’s #1 food critic James Chatto has recognized the Subway in IB as the hot spot for the finest aged cheeses. Chatto visited...

Campus police kink epidemic spreads through campus

Cuffing season may be winding down at the University of Toronto Mississauga campus, but students need not worry about spending the winter alone. As...

Student discovers zero jams at Exam Jam

The annual Exam Jam happened this past week—a time honoured UTM tradition.Students were able to relieve stress through arts...

Students fight back after receiving bad letters of recommendation

Professors have been given a taste of their own medicine as students have resorted to using the website ratemyprofessor.com to air out their own...

Profs issue really honest letters of recommendation to students

Reality checks have spread across campus as professors have taken to writing completely honest letters of recommendation for their students.

UTM Beavertail truck found to be most useful method for preventing...

The mental stability of University of Toronto Mississauga students hinges on the presence of one shining beacon: the Beavertail truck.

UTM Parking Office to sell spots in-line

The University of Toronto parking office, the most beloved section of campus administration, is proud to announce a new method of capitalizing on...

Goat yoga was an inside job

On the cover of the November 4 issue of The Medium, a goat rests upon the back of a smiling older lady. The latest...

Boomer makes messy roommate for Greta

Greta Thunberg has landed herself scholarships at notable universities like Harvard and Yale, thanks to her noble climate activism, but Thunberg has decided to...

UTMSU haunted house filled with turkeys

The UTMSU is under fire for their haunted house being too frightening to bare. Last week, the students’ centre hosted many spooky scares, but...

U of T makes concerted effort to move suicides off campus

In lieu of recent tragedies, the University of Toronto plans to create a safe environment on campus by moving suicides off the premises. Turning...
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